As you must have heard by now, today is a rather momentous day for Twitter: 6 years ago, @Jack, one of its founders, set up his account, and sent out the tweet that started a revolution.

Sure, 6 years is a long time. But has there been a foretelling of the hot company, buried in a book that we are likely all familiar with, for thousands of years? Well no, but there is a verse from Psalms that’s pretty damn funny. Here, enjoy:

If you didn’t spit our your coffee onto your screen, take it back. The bastards baristas gave you decaf.