This is perhaps the best business card I have ever seen. After the father of a friend of a Deep Sea News reader passed away, they found these business cards in his personal effects. The reader writes that “He must have handed them out to the women at bars.”

I thought I was clever listing my occupation as “Professional Nerd” on my card, but this blows mine away. I would buy any book and play any game that just had the words “Privateer, Grenadier, Raconteur” alone as its tagline.

Makes me want to get out and live more.