Still On Facebook? Use This Automatic Status Generator To Bore Everyone Else The Way They Bore You

Still On Facebook? Use This Automatic Status Generator To Bore Everyone Else The Way They Bore You

If you are still using Facebook, you know that you have to fill a certain content quota. That status needs to be typed out, and it’s just you behind your keyboard.

What do you do if your 500 fake Facebook friends are hardly deserving of the effort required for original thinking? Fire up Generatus, and let it do all the work. Pick your gender, and type in your name. Next hit “tag cloud” and pick the topic of your choice. There is a goodly number of options, including a whole section on Winston Churchill.

If you don’t like the status that you are given, just hit refresh until something wonderful comes bubbling to the top. It looks like this:

I never plan on writing an actual Facebook status again. Are you going to use it?

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Shh. Here's some distraction

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