Here’s an app that’s guaranteed to ‘blow’ your socks off. Sadly, it’s unlikely to ever get into the app store but if you’re willing to jailbreak your phone, the app is available for an appropriately expensive $7.40 US.

Here’s the sales pitch:

“Be the envy of in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities.”

The least you should do is watch the video though, genuinely gave me the giggles.