What does the distant future of the Next Web look like?

In 3 days we will listen to a bunch of experts talking about The Next Web. In general they look to the not so distant future. What is going to happen with Twitter, Google, online advertising and online advertising in the next 2 years or so. Some look out way past that at, maybe, the next 10 years.

You and me aren’t limited to making reliable predictions however. So lets go wild. Lets take a look at the following 30 years and lets do it together.

What will Apple do in 30 years?
What will spam look like in 30 years?
What will social networking be like in 30 years?
What will Google allow you to search for in 30 years?
What body part will update its status via Twitter in 30 years?

Use your imagination and fantasy and let us know in the comments. Links to video, images or blogposts are very welcome to0.