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	<title>Comments on: Finally, Fake Steve Jobs moves on to another blog</title>
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		<title>By: How can I Stop Foreclosure</title>
		<link>http://thenextweb.com/2008/07/10/finally-fake-steve-jobs-moves-on-to-another-blog/#comment-364631</link>
		<dc:creator>How can I Stop Foreclosure</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 16:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great information about the economy, I enjoy your blog and look forward to more information.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great information about the economy, I enjoy your blog and look forward to more information.</p>
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		<title>By: fake identity</title>
		<link>http://thenextweb.com/2008/07/10/finally-fake-steve-jobs-moves-on-to-another-blog/#comment-364630</link>
		<dc:creator>fake identity</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fantastic post, many thanks for the info - I don&#039;t normally reply to blog posts but stumbled on this post on accident. Keep up the good work!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fantastic post, many thanks for the info &#8211; I don&#8217;t normally reply to blog posts but stumbled on this post on accident. Keep up the good work!</p>
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		<title>By: Heartburn Home Remedy</title>
		<link>http://thenextweb.com/2008/07/10/finally-fake-steve-jobs-moves-on-to-another-blog/#comment-364629</link>
		<dc:creator>Heartburn Home Remedy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you ever want to hear a reader&#039;s feedback :) , I rate this post for 4/5. Decent info, but I just have to go to that damn yahoo to find the missed parts. Thank you, anyway!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you ever want to hear a reader&#8217;s feedback :) , I rate this post for 4/5. Decent info, but I just have to go to that damn yahoo to find the missed parts. Thank you, anyway!</p>
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		<title>By: steveballmer</title>
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		<dc:creator>steveballmer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fake Steve Jobs (Dan Lyons) Throws in the Towel!
I told you people that this would happen, this iTard has been busted! (I&#039;m just surprised how long it took)
I will be gracious though, he was slightly entertaining, but it&#039;s over now. 
FSJ is DEAD! The talent-free Dan Lyons just could not keep up with this site!
Who do you look to now? Where is the mystery? The wit? The sharp biting concise commentary? Where? Where?
Hmmmm, how about right here, I promise I will NEVER leave you! Besides I tell the truth.
Mourn FSJ if you must, just not too long, we have work to do!

Forbes is pulling the plug on his sick little blog! The fall has apparently accelerated over at the Copy-boy itard Lie-ons fake Frobes Steve Jobs Danny-boy lame-brain website.
Tthe fact is that the edge is gone, wake up people! Your fake was a fake of a fake for goodness sake. I have heard that the lawyers and editors gave him a loooong list of don&#039;t-mentions, a few being:

1. Don&#039;t critisize Forbes or any Forbes employees
2. Do not use words that Pat Robertson would find objectionable.
3. Do not directly critisize MS products (since we pay the bills)
4. Jump on Sun, pretend they are the new danger to Apple.
5. Tone down the pet-names.
6. Be politically correct!
7. Edit/monitor of comments is the responsibility of the FSJCComitte.
8. Deny that all of the above rules are true while adhering to them.
You die hards are living in the past, this guy has been a has been ever since the very first day that I launched this blog! He is yesterday&#039;s news, he is about as in style as one of those smelley old turtle-necks Jobs wears.

This web site is the future of fabulous tech Blogging, with a growth rate of 5200% over the past 3 months and accelerating.

(reaching through the screen and comforting my readers)
... there, there ... (pats you on back)
just let it alll out, it&#039;s gonna be ok.
He was no good for you anyway ... yes, yes, ..... evething&#039;s OK now ...

**Sigh**
Now dosen&#039;t that fell better?
Let the healing begin. Delete FSJ&#039;s bookmark, make this your homepage.
..... good, good .... everything is fine now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fake Steve Jobs (Dan Lyons) Throws in the Towel!<br />
I told you people that this would happen, this iTard has been busted! (I&#8217;m just surprised how long it took)<br />
I will be gracious though, he was slightly entertaining, but it&#8217;s over now.<br />
FSJ is DEAD! The talent-free Dan Lyons just could not keep up with this site!<br />
Who do you look to now? Where is the mystery? The wit? The sharp biting concise commentary? Where? Where?<br />
Hmmmm, how about right here, I promise I will NEVER leave you! Besides I tell the truth.<br />
Mourn FSJ if you must, just not too long, we have work to do!</p>
<p>Forbes is pulling the plug on his sick little blog! The fall has apparently accelerated over at the Copy-boy itard Lie-ons fake Frobes Steve Jobs Danny-boy lame-brain website.<br />
Tthe fact is that the edge is gone, wake up people! Your fake was a fake of a fake for goodness sake. I have heard that the lawyers and editors gave him a loooong list of don&#8217;t-mentions, a few being:</p>
<p>1. Don&#8217;t critisize Forbes or any Forbes employees<br />
2. Do not use words that Pat Robertson would find objectionable.<br />
3. Do not directly critisize MS products (since we pay the bills)<br />
4. Jump on Sun, pretend they are the new danger to Apple.<br />
5. Tone down the pet-names.<br />
6. Be politically correct!<br />
7. Edit/monitor of comments is the responsibility of the FSJCComitte.<br />
8. Deny that all of the above rules are true while adhering to them.<br />
You die hards are living in the past, this guy has been a has been ever since the very first day that I launched this blog! He is yesterday&#8217;s news, he is about as in style as one of those smelley old turtle-necks Jobs wears.</p>
<p>This web site is the future of fabulous tech Blogging, with a growth rate of 5200% over the past 3 months and accelerating.</p>
<p>(reaching through the screen and comforting my readers)<br />
&#8230; there, there &#8230; (pats you on back)<br />
just let it alll out, it&#8217;s gonna be ok.<br />
He was no good for you anyway &#8230; yes, yes, &#8230;.. evething&#8217;s OK now &#8230;</p>
<p>**Sigh**<br />
Now dosen&#8217;t that fell better?<br />
Let the healing begin. Delete FSJ&#8217;s bookmark, make this your homepage.<br />
&#8230;.. good, good &#8230;. everything is fine now.</p>
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		<title>By: Ernst-Jan Pfauth</title>
		<link>http://thenextweb.com/2008/07/10/finally-fake-steve-jobs-moves-on-to-another-blog/#comment-364627</link>
		<dc:creator>Ernst-Jan Pfauth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:43:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Jelmer, thanks for pointing that out. I accidentally embedded the whole channel, instead of just his keynote. Have fun with it :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Jelmer, thanks for pointing that out. I accidentally embedded the whole channel, instead of just his keynote. Have fun with it :)</p>
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		<title>By: Jelmer de Jong</title>
		<link>http://thenextweb.com/2008/07/10/finally-fake-steve-jobs-moves-on-to-another-blog/#comment-364626</link>
		<dc:creator>Jelmer de Jong</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The video is about WordPress...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The video is about WordPress&#8230;</p>
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